Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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