the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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