Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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