I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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