I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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