okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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