Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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