How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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