Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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