Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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