Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
