Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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