First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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