ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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