i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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