I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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