so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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