I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize