so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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