As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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