Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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