Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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