his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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