How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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