sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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