i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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