So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize