Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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