Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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