it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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