I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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