so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just pynch a tree in the face
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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