Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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