jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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