you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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