Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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