i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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