Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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