"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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