i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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