This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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