check it out our google latitudes are spooning
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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