i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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