Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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