considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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