i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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