dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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