You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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