It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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