no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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