i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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