remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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