the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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