...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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