we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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