i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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