you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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