Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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