Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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